would you sign up with GOD now?
2006-08-28 12:24:36 · 28 answers · asked by baddog 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But what am I signing up for? Is this like Columbia House?
2006-08-28 12:26:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
well sure I would, it is not like you can compare God to the military, or joining the 4H club. Or even Sam's Club with an extra discount for signing up now.
God is not advertiseing for our money or our membership numbers so he can sell advertising.
He is just asking us to sign up for something He will give us worth more than we can ever pay back.
It is a true gift if you ask for it. All you have to do is say , yes, and when you do that you are saying ,yes, I believe in you.
2006-08-28 12:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God saw us from the very beginning in our mother's womb before we were ever born and when we came out that is when God Signed us up when we were baptized. Through our growing up life, we choose to get rebaptized again to be wit h God Fully!
2006-08-28 12:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by iwasjustawanderinman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was baptized and confirmed in the Roman Catholic Church, I do not need to sign up for anything.
2006-08-28 12:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm already signed up
2006-08-28 12:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is selling time-shares?
2006-08-28 12:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would point to the sign here that reads "no solicitation"
2006-08-28 12:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by Concerned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a mythological being manifested itself next to me right now and told me to sign a piece of paper, I would still read it first. It would change my mind about the existence of mythological beings, but it would not change my mind about the foolishness of signing things you haven't read.
2006-08-28 12:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would have to read the "contract", weigh all my options, and then ask the all important question...... what religion..... is it for Catholic, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Scientology....etc etc.... and then after I had the answer I would turn down the offer.
2006-08-28 12:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by munkeybusines 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a little late...I signed up with God already, but thanks for the offer anyway!!
2006-08-28 12:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by redeye.treefrog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋