2006-08-28 12:06:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
A migraine or diarrhea. You wouldn't necessarily have to go to the doctor for either of those, so they shouldn't ask for a doctor's note. And you can't prove either one. Good luck with that!!
2006-08-28 12:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,if you live in south florida you could say that you have to do hurricane preps...but since the probability is great that you dont live in south florida...here is one that worked well for me...
My toilet over flowed and I had to call a plumber and they are here now...they have my toilet off the floor and have to run a machine through it...The carpet cleaners are coming at 2 after the plumbers leave.
Remember that 80% of every good lie is the truth...this really happened to me but it was a saturday...I used the story on a monday.
2006-08-28 12:15:35 · answer #2 · answered by stephiestrobel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Start hacking and coughing and running to the bathroom every few minutes and make sure people notice. Rub your eyes every time you go to the bathroom. Walk slowly back to your desk. Keep feeling your head and looking like you want to puke. By the time you call in tomorrow everybody will be talking about how sick you looked and how you must've been coming down with something.
2006-08-28 12:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by nquizzitiv 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess with a name like John, "female problems" is out of the question?
Hey, it always worked for me. But I'm female.
Try something more like I ate some bad food. It means you don't have to fake a quick recovery the next day.
2006-08-28 12:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by www.spcoins.com 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Diarrhea.
Or you could say you think you've found Bin Laden and have to maintain contact with proper officials throughout the day and are in protective custody.
2006-08-28 12:08:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say You Have A Major Head Ache Or Your Cat Died
2006-08-28 12:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Diarrhea.
2006-08-28 12:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell em you got a bad case of the ebbiee jeeebiesss and you don't want to spread it around
2006-08-28 12:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell 'em you got detained by Homeland Security at the airport.
2006-08-28 12:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call your boss and explain that you are lazy and unreliable and they should find someone to fill the position that cares about their job and respects their co-workers enough to come to work vs. playing hooky.
2006-08-28 12:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋