Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
2006-08-28 11:51:17 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love blonde jokes - thanks for that.
This is a true story about a blonde friend of mine called Sandie. We were watching the world cup football final on TV and I said to her - "There's about 500 million people watching this game."
Sandie said, "Goodness, what, all there in that stadium?"
I swear it's true.
2006-08-28 12:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by Rex 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Fire! Quick, duck!
Looks around...Where?
2006-08-28 22:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is an old joke. i have heard it so many times, it isn't funny anymore...well, just alittle bit.
2006-08-28 19:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by ace striker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-08-28 19:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i havent...but its a blonde joke...so it doesnt matter...blonde jokes are a classic...and never get old...ha
2006-08-28 19:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*sigh* I'm not saying a word because you'll end up shooting me â¥
2006-08-28 19:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes....lots of times.......but it's still darn funny! lol
2006-08-28 21:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I have.
2006-08-28 19:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard it but its still funny
2006-08-28 20:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.lol.
2006-08-28 19:17:47 · answer #10 · answered by wolf_wisher 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋