I have been jerking off the American legal system for several weeks now. Will I get carpal tunnel ?
2006-08-28 11:25:32 · 12 answers · asked by Elvira Arellano 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
OMG!! That is the funniest **** I have heard in a long time!! Um, just relax your wrists and you should be o.k..
2006-08-28 11:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is possible to have an electroconduction test that comes up still in the normal range when a patient is symptomatic. Look at what activities you are doing that might be aggrevating this. You want your wrist in a neutral position. This is the position where your wrist is slightly bent back. If you make a fist like you are going to pound on the table, your wrist will be in a neutral position. Your fingers are little marionettes controlled by strings (tendons) that go through your carpal tunnel. In a neutral wrist position those tendons pass cleanly through the carpal tunnel. If you bend your hand back and move your fingers, then the tendons rub against the carpal tunnel. If you bend your wrist forward and move your fingers (like you're trying to tickle the inside of your elbow on the same arm), then the tendons really run against the carpal tunnel. If it helps, put a rubber band around your wrist. Then imagine a string connected from your fingertips through the rubber band to the inside of your elbow. If you bend your hand back, the strings rub against your wrist. If you bend your wrist forward, the strings rub against the rubber band. Even side-to-side bending of your wrist can make problems. I use a keyboard that is split so that my wrists don't have to bend to the side to type. Hold your hands in front of you with everything relaxed so that your index fingers almost touch. That's a natural position. Then bend your wrists outward a bit so that all your fingers are in a line like they would be on a normal keyboard. Feel the difference? Advil or Aleve will help with the swelling. Tylenol will not.
2016-03-26 23:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you jerk the American System?
If you are carrying 50 lbs. of paper work, all day you might get it. I had carpal tunnel, The first time a doctor operated, didn't work. The second time, I conacteda specialist, he operared, Still did not help. It's my right wrist. it burns, The nerves get very nervous. and sometimes My hand gets a burning sensation.You might get it if you are a secretary, work with computers. But Jerking The American System? Naw!!
2006-08-28 11:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by alfonso 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its your right to jerk off any body you feel like jerking ! Jerk away fool but don't have to much fun .
2006-08-28 11:32:35 · answer #4 · answered by unreal250 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope...keep up the good work...lol
You'll be ready for a career in politics in no time.
2006-08-28 11:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by Bush Whacker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but you should get shot in the head.
2006-08-28 12:01:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no youll get a cumm shot in the mouth
2006-08-28 11:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you deserve it.
2006-08-28 11:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone was just asking about you..
2006-08-28 11:33:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hopefully
2006-08-28 11:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋