this is a joke question seeking Smart A** answers
as for me I had to ask Mister Owl he said three!
Damn owl thats his answer to everything!
2006-08-28 11:04:59 · 17 answers · asked by BigBadWolf 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
only one...if it is about sex
2006-08-28 11:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Diana_84 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have four grown sons that still come to me with questions when they are troubled. I never revealed as much personal feelings to my parents as my sons do to me. LOL.
It's an honor. It's a pain in the patootie. It's disgusting, sometimes. LOL. I know they can't be as stupid as some of their questions appear to make them.
It's the price we parents pay!
I haven't reached that point you speak of ,YET!
LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-08-29 10:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
500
2006-08-28 18:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by jack jack 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just this one." If i suffocate from a pillow and all the air goes out of me ,can you blow me back up" From a 2 year old years ago ,1994 yea she is still alive
2006-08-28 18:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by stacey b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on if your the mom or the dad... With the mom they never have to ask a question cause she has to deal with pregnancy and then labor thats enought right there...
With the dad its about the 20th time that they ask him for money or if they can use his car... or if they take his beer!
2006-08-28 18:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by maes_quest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont have kids. Im the kid thats ask my parents all the queistons thats makes them go crazy.
2006-08-28 18:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by ipodkrazy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 hahaha
2006-08-28 18:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by Skippy H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea i know huh, its mostly just teenagers 13-16 thats always askin the dumbest questions ever!
2006-08-28 18:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by yukmouth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why?
Because.
Because why?
Because I said so that's why!
Why did you say so?
It's right about now I'm looking for a loaded revolver...........
2006-08-28 18:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by curious 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ANOTHER BAD JOKE WITH BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT. THERE'S TOO MUCH VIOLENCE NOW WITH EVERYBODY WANTING TO SETTLE THINGS WITH A GUN.
2006-08-28 18:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only one; "If God had not intended me to smoke pot he would not have made it a natural herb " >>>>>= BANG !
2006-08-28 18:10:23 · answer #11 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋