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I had a topper today when I heard this: The King James Bible was "wrote" [sic] by King James himself. I nearly hurt myself laughing and almost let the chair roll out from under me. How about you?

2006-08-28 10:58:19 · 18 answers · asked by bigjohn B 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Did not the writer LARRY TODD S. already show How GOD brings all things together just like bible said He would. Is not the very WORDS glorifying LORD GOD. glorifying in dictionary is about fame. Don't the power Words He wrote about make HIS ARM FAMOUS.
THUS I AM GOD and nobody cares so god becomes bitter and disiilusioned but prays for DEATH (yours not HIS) cause to pray for gods death is blasphemy. ha ha ha hah ahaah just kidding when GOD saw the prophesy that He would die in WAR it drives Him to Drink. Did not your bible say to offer the dying strong drink? spell out WAR in times new roman font and see the names destinied to die there. lARi TAD cause you cut the R into a D and the R into a Ri and I is a little L. So anywhere you run into a IARI TAD however you spell it it still is a LARRY TODD. Had He been a ROMAN soldier you could have been required to carry His pack one mile. Be named that and learn to read at 5-9 and not be kind of frightened especially since the army don't train you.

2006-08-28 11:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Lucky for me, I just the most outrageous question ever asked.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtTVB9oQjN.X6YegHmcOmMgezKIX?qid=20060828145843AAYG03d

In case you can't see it, this is what it reads:

"Does God Favor Caucasians???
Think about it. The really bad things happening in the world are happening in areas that don't have a high population of caucasians (of which I am one). The fighting in the Middle East; the drought, starvation, and genocide in Africa; the tsunami in Asia (Katrina was awful, but the death toll was SO much higher in Asia. But now that I think of it, New Orleans has a high African American population.). Many if not most third world countries have a low caucasian population, such as Mexico, Haiti, Cuba, etc.

So I have to wonder: Does the light shine brightest for the fairest skinned of them all? "

That has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen asked.

2006-08-28 11:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by Agent Double EL 5 · 3 0

Yeah, the King James thing seems to be a common misconception. I once met a person like that on a blog on Yahoo 360º.

2006-08-28 11:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There are so many outrageous answers and questions too on this site that I literally can't count them all or name just one. It has become a wonderful cheap entertainment just to log in every day.'

2006-08-28 11:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 2 0

One of the Christians Say this to prove Gods existence
"There must be a God otherwise who created Adam and Eve?"

2006-08-28 11:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

One young lady actually believed that God favored Caucasian people over others.

(Laughing)

That's an outrageous lie!

2006-08-28 12:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mary C 4 · 0 0

I am watching animated pixels on a monitor.

Pixels in themselves aren't outrageous. Feeling frustrated in front on a monitor is simply pathetic.

2006-08-28 11:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 2 1

Oh, one of my favorites is:

"Atheists must believe in god, otherwise, why would they say he doesn't exist?"

ROFLMFAO!!

**Resurrectionist, I just hit that link....took me a few mins to get off the floor and catch my breath....nice!!

2006-08-28 11:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0 0

From "truebeliever_777" -

Question for Athiests: Can you prove to me that Air exists?
Have you ever seen the air?
No one has seen the air.
You can hear it.
You can feel it.
But you can't see it.
So how do you prove it exists...?

I can hear God.
I can feel God.
But for me to prove to you that He exists, i would have to SHOW you God.
But until you can also hear Him and feel Him, you will never 'see' Him.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=AglcxLB3McLiB.QImH6KOoAjzKIX?qid=20060802073029AAU5L63


::blink::

::blink blink::
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2006-08-28 11:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i do not comprehend. in case you've been breeding your cat to interchange someones lost one, then you certainly could supply it to them in spite of how many kittens it had. in case you've been breeding him to promote the kittens, then promote the single kitten.

2016-10-15 21:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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