> Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many
trips,
> President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair, wearing a
white robe and sandals, and holding a staff.
>
> President Bush went up to the man and said, "Has anyone told you
that you look like Moses?"
>
> The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.
>
> The president said, "Moses!" in a loud voice.
>
> The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the President.
>
> The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing
to the
> robed man, asked him, "Am I crazy or does that man not look like
Moses to you?"
>
> The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed.
>
> "Well," said the president, "every time I say his name, he
ignores me
> and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!" Again the
president yelled, "Moses!" and again the man ignored him.
>
> The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe
and
> whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?"
>
> The man leaned over and whispered back, "Yes, I am Moses.
However, the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering
in
the desert
> and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire
Middle East where there is no oil."
2006-08-28 10:45:51 · 21 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what is your secret with the comedy???
i do joking all day long and you got NEW ones all the time???
2006-08-28 17:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so funny, my dear. I chuckled, and nearly fall of my chair. Here's one for you my dear, for being your beautiful self.
Ask me..... if you think I would ever want to see Bush and all the Bush's in person, partying with them, and hanging out playing golf and all that with them. Go ahead, and ask me!
Guess what my answer is? No, my dear. I really, really, rather see your beautiful bushes right now in person, in the flesh. Ha, ha, ha, ha .......
2006-08-28 11:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by FILO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kool
2006-08-28 12:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny....Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.I laugh,all the way to school tomorrow...
That's not funny what I just said about the school,but I was just saying It,sorry.You get my thumbs-Up.
2006-08-28 10:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by Yahooligan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you've created your riddle, that's necessary try it on someone. no matter if you imagine that that's blindingly glaring what the answer is, nonetheless try it out. It in basic terms must be humorous.
2016-11-28 03:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by speck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush joke isn't that redundant?..... Great joke by way!
2006-08-28 10:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by magicboi37 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This one I like. Thxs
2006-08-28 10:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If this were a contest, you'd surely win.
2006-08-28 10:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...jesus was looking for his father and sudanly meet am old man!
-hallo!I am looking for my father
-Oh i am looking for my son too!
-You know?my father was pour man..
-yes!! I am a pour man too!
-Well,my father was a woodmaster!!
-Oh father!!
-Pinoccio!!!!
2006-08-28 10:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by dede_vu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-08-28 10:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋