Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!
2006-08-28 10:13:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
that was funny.and terrible at the same time.but mostly funny.
2006-08-28 10:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by ▲▼▲▼ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sympathy cards are very important,for theyshow respect for the gals cheeks.lol?thats why?i never leave the purse at home couse i allways carry tissue.
2006-08-28 10:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, but still hilarious! I wonder what the husband was thinking as soon as he saw the card!
ROFLMAO
2006-08-28 10:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it thought it was gonna be rubbish but it turned out alright and made me laugh
2006-08-28 21:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-31 06:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by Bored? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny. hahahahahahahaaaa
2006-08-28 15:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2006-08-30 15:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is very old sorry
2006-08-28 11:06:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...lol
2006-08-28 10:17:38 · answer #9 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-08-28 22:51:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋