If the flying spaghetti monster does not exist, than how do you explain the decreasing number of pirates to the increasing problem of Global warming? Surely this is not a coincedence...Just use your noodles. Global warming up=pirates # down. It is not tht difficult. I am tired of all you ignorant atheists saying something that makes no since. (also be aware that any flaw you find in this is actually just put in place by the FSM himself to throw off non-believers) Plz..I really care about you guys finding the light and the true creator. How else will you get your beer volcano and stripper?
Ramen.
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2006-08-28 10:12:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
awwww...very good point wren. Why would you take the gamble?
2006-08-28 10:19:37 · update #1
N o harbor, ur the one whos logic is flawed. That condition was only put in place by he, the noodly appendage. I mean just think about it. He created the world...he can put any condition he wants on anything. Hopefully he has decided to let yo usee the light..until then have fun being lossed w/o purpous.
2006-08-28 10:23:00 · update #2
haha..thx for the encouragement courtney. I try my best but only through him...the FSM.
2006-08-28 10:28:35 · update #3
Dew whut?
2006-08-28 10:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just remember, Top Ramen dude, none of the atheists, or christians can create anything according the 1st law of thermodynamics. And remember also that, there is no design without a designer. No one can create an eye, or the love between a mother and child, nor communication through speech.
Also remember, a great man said, "God does not play craps with the universe!"
I think I'll side with Einstein.
2006-08-28 17:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by punkdrunkard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your logic is flawed, my friend. You're missing a vital step in the chain of causality. Rising global warming has created a larger hospitable environment for the tropical diseases that have traditionally limited pirate activity. As diseases spread and become more vigorous, pirate activity diminishes. Your argument is just another example of you FSMers distorting facts to suit your own world views.
2006-08-28 17:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
RAmen, RAmen! I have seen the light and been saved! Thank you FSM! I confess publicly that I had been an atheist until this brave Prophet of the FSM has shown me the light!
2006-08-28 17:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i believe in the creation of the world by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created the trees and mountains and a midgit. may his noodly appendage touch all of your lives.
2006-08-28 17:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by Cheesie M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. Just remember this, Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
2006-08-28 17:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But what if I can already afford to buy my own beer volcano and strippers? Is that proof that I believe even though I don't think I believe?
2006-08-28 17:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And why wouldn't they want to believe, just in case there is a beer volcano and strippers? Would they really want to risk it?
2006-08-28 17:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let us hope they change there ways, as only Pastafarians will enjoy an eternity of beer and strippers
2006-08-28 17:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Invisible Pink Unicorn (blessed be her holy hooves) will make you pay for your blasphemy come the day of judgement!
2006-08-28 17:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by sandesmus 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do pirates have to do with some magical man pointing his magic finger and "creating" things?
2006-08-28 17:18:33 · answer #11 · answered by Judge Smails 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋