2006-08-28 09:59:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL... damn... you guys are too smart for me.
2006-08-28 10:06:16 · update #1
Ha! What a knee slapper! Originality on parade!
I'll leave the punchline for someone else.
2006-08-28 10:02:11 · answer #1 · answered by ©2007 answers by missy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is the Ark of the Covenant and Noah's Ark, which was a boat. Noah's ark saved mankind and life physically from the flood and the Art of the Covenant that Moses represents saves mankind spiritually from obliteration.
What good is a human being who is physically saved, but is a criminal who hurts others?
I hope this clarifies the issues in your mind. If you are trying to be funny, then please ignore this clarification.
2006-08-28 10:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by NQV 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean Noah and the ark and the flood or Moses and the Ark of the Covenant? Cuz there were no animals with the second one, none that I know of, at least.
2006-08-28 10:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Moses wasn't in the ark, it was Noah
2006-08-28 10:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by feelgood11219 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moses wasn't on the ark it was Noah and who knows 2 of what ever was around
2006-08-28 10:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by christa b 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
As in Moses' Ark?
2006-08-28 10:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Amazing that a boat "this big" has no traces left of it anywhere, isn't it? No matter where they look, no boat, no timbers, no ...... MOSES! Are you sure you aren't thinking of Noah...oh, I see...yes, Moses..he parted the red sea with the big boat, didn't he? Yep, that's the one. And the only animals who got on it were his hoard of cronies coming out of Egypt...or somewhere..somehow, sometime, someway, going to somewhere, somehow, someway, sometime. I think they wandered around in the desert carrying that arc...renamed it "Ark of the Covenant" or something like that. Yep, that's the truth, the whole truth, and I am sticking with it!
2006-08-28 10:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny! It was Noah (just got the names mixed. God'll forgive you!) who brought all the animals on the ark. The thing is we don't know how many animals he brought on it. It took a pair (male + female) of each spieces on the earth back then. Now a lot of those animals are exstict. Only God knows how many animals there were on the ark(boat). I hope i answered your question right.
2006-08-28 10:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by OnFireForJesus! 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It wasnt moses who brought them in the ark it was noah
2006-08-28 10:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by Heavenly 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
None......it was allegedly Noah.....
According to the Center for Creation Science (oxymoron if I ever heard one), there were 30,000 species aboard the Ark.
Funny thing is, there are currently over 1.5 MILLION species alive on earth today - not counting the extinct ones. But evolution doesnt exist.....magically, 30K species "micro-evolved" into 1.5+ M species....
Pretty lame fairy tale, huh?
2006-08-28 10:07:09 · answer #10 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Noah had only a picture of Moses over the mantle.
2006-08-28 10:08:14 · answer #11 · answered by beedaduck 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋