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Jeffery Dahmer the serial killing gay cannibal converted to Christianity in prison. Is he now in heaven with jesus? Is he having a wiener roast with jesus right now? Does jesus enjoy eating wieners? If I went to heaven would jesus try to eat my weiner?

2006-08-28 09:52:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

no one knows...

2006-08-28 09:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by jack jack 7 · 0 1

I don't know if he is in Heaven or not, but let me say this... God is the ultimate judge on all things. He never makes a mistake, and his rulings are always correct. Only the foolish would try to give their thoughts and opinions more weight over the Lord's. Especially when your thoughts were most likely formulated from what you learned about Dahmer from the evening news or morning papers.

2006-08-28 17:05:01 · answer #2 · answered by IIG 2 · 0 0

When I get to Heaven, I am sure I will be suprised by who I see and who I do not see. Teh question really should be, can God forgive even Dahmer? I believe so, if he honestly begged for forgiveness and sought out God in the time before his execution. I cannot see the condition of Dahmer's soul anymore than I or you can see anyone elses, so it would be wrong for me to judge him. Thankfully, that is God's job.

Not sure if Jesus would like hot dogs. As an orthodox Jew he probably ate lamb. He certainly ate fish. Would he eat your male member? I seriously doubt it.

2006-08-28 17:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by Tim 6 · 0 0

Don't worry about Dahmer, worry about yourself. God is in control. Either you will accept Christ or you won't. If you decide to, and you read the wisdom in the Bible, you will see how juvenile and shallow your words are about Jesus. Then maybe you will be humble enough to accept Him because He loves you unconditionally, no matter what you have done or said in the past. It's all about repentance and forgiveness.

2006-08-28 17:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by catarina 4 · 0 0

Obviously, Dahmer IS in heaven. Everyone who "accepts Jesus into their heart" (read is raped by a minister) goes to heaven, whatever the **** that is. But I won't go to heaven, oh no, nice atheists will burn in HELL forever.

Religion - cracks me up!

2006-08-28 17:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by Kirtap 2 · 0 0

If Dahmers in Heaven then where is God's kingdom?

2006-08-28 16:58:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, Dahmer accepted Jesus and is in Heaven! Ghandi, on the other hand, is burning in Hell.

Lovely religion eh? Sure am glad Ill be spending eternity in Hell with the rest of the intelligent people that lived, while holier than thou Christians end up spending eternity with the likes of Dahmer....

2006-08-28 16:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0 4

I have no idea where he's spending eternity because I'm not God, but unless he repented, then he's roasting in hell....and that whole weiner spill....get a life and stop joking about religious matters

2006-08-28 16:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by egyptsprincess07 3 · 0 1

if J.D. did not make amends with Jesus he did not make it in, since he converted I am sure he's there. As 4 U? you will of course not get in, especially since you have regard for Christ, who he is and what he stands for, Mr. Dahmer had more common sense than you did at least he knew he needed help, you however do not.

2006-08-28 16:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

See you had a really good question until you brought in the wiener roast crap.

2006-08-28 16:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hahaha, yes.. cos for Dahmer sitting on a cloud all day and reading the bible would be hell, I imagine he'd much rather be down below getting hot pokers up his bum.

2006-08-28 16:57:22 · answer #11 · answered by sonictransmissions2002 2 · 1 2

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