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A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out and found that you are a millionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for 2 weeks for $15?

2006-08-28 09:39:26 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

oh my umm no comment because you're going to think i'm a sour grape hehe *cough*I've*cough* *told* *this* *cough*one*cough*and*cough*its* *cough* *kinda* *cough*really*cough*old*cough cough*

2006-08-28 09:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1 0

A bank not charging a storage fee? Ha!

2006-08-28 16:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by Aurthor D 4 · 0 0

NICE!!! As a SF Bay Area resident, i totally agree. This is funny AND true!! ha ha ha!

2006-08-28 16:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

Great joke! LMAO! Keep um coming.

2006-08-28 16:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by luv2bactin 2 · 0 0

thats a great one because it is so true lol good joke

2006-08-28 16:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

this is the third time i saw this joke here.

2006-08-28 17:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0 0

nice one.

2006-08-28 18:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by bgdadyp 5 · 0 0

And the moral of this story is......................
That's why he's a millionaire and you aren't.

2006-08-28 18:12:47 · answer #8 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 0 0

lol absolutely loved it! :)

2006-08-28 16:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by one fine day 2 · 0 0

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol

2006-08-28 16:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by pldl 4 · 0 0

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