i'm white, so i've never heard one before. fill me in i like a good laugh. a joke can't offend me.
2006-08-28 09:23:19 · 5 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A black man dies and goes to heaven, he is met at the giant gates by none other than St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven, please enjoy your stay for eternity." says St. Peter.
As the black man passes the gates St. Peter says to the black man, "please be very quiet around door number four."
"Why is that?" asks the black man.
"I'm not sure, why don't you go and ask the Boss upstairs."
So the black man walks up the golden steps, making sure he is very quiet as he tip toes past door number four.
As he finally approaches the Big Guy's desk, he asks the question, "Excuse me sir, I just got here and I was wondering, why does everybody have to be quiet when near door number four?"
To this, the Big Guy answered, "Oh, that's where all the white Christians are at, they still think they're the only ones here.
2006-08-28 14:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by Joseph S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does it have to do with only a white race?
2006-08-28 16:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u know what ive not heard awhole lot of jokes bout us.....lemmi make a few calls :o)
2006-08-28 16:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by jennifer m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a really funny one but it goes like this whats green and smells like pork? kermit the frogs finger get it he was porkin the hell out of miss piggy hahah see ya tootles
2006-08-28 16:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by Maria T 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you put the "trash" in "white trash"
2006-08-28 16:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋