I know that this doesn't happen normally, but you never know. I'm being curious, and plus, my "boyfriend" actually knows karate. So, tell me, what should I do? (no cuss words please)
2006-08-28 08:36:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Stop, Drop and Roll!
Always good advice!
heeheehee!
2006-08-28 08:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by Heathery Lane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An interesting question. While it is highly unlikely that an actual practitioner of Ninjitsu would attack you, if it did happen and they were any good, I'm afraid you would be dead before you realized what had happened.
Ninjitsu is an ancient Japanese sect focused on the art of assassination. There is no stand-up and fight attitude in a true Ninja, but rather a "sneak up and take you out before you realize what is going on focus." The system incorporates poisons, camouflage, stealth techniques, and distance weapons. The system isn't interested in "fair fights."
So, if you're attacked by a Ninja and you are alert enough to actually see it coming, or they are among the more common incompetent type, then do the same thing you would do with anyone. Scream, blow a whistle, stomp, kick, bite, whatever it takes to get away and run for help.
Interesting question.
2006-08-28 08:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by artfuldragons 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you get attacked by a Ninja and wish to stop him simply turn off your PlayStation or Xbox as there are no ninja you are most likely playing a video game.
If your question is how does an untrained person fend off an attacking martial artist? I don't know I never thought of this as an issue.
Most of the people who have the character to stay and train for a couple of years would never do this. The type of individuals that attack with no reason tend not to have the discipline to stick around and train.
2006-08-28 10:00:32 · answer #3 · answered by spidertiger440 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want the truth ninja know many skills and can adapt to many styles. Defeating a ninja would prove rather difficult since if they attack you it would be without you (or your boyfriend) knowing when they would attack. Unlike the usual American hype on what ninjas are like, ninja usually do not attack without a reason. So if you are attacked by one, find a way to talk your way out of it...if not you better be good at dodging and reading moves very fluently and quickly unless this is a very unskilled ninja.
2006-08-30 13:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by shh_i_was_never_here 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, as stated these Chinese or maybe they were Japanese martial artists, assassins, information gatherers, etc. pretty much were stomped out, outlawed, hunted, rendered useless...wait, there is someone knocking at my door.
Funny, no one there.
OK, so as I was saying, the modern techniques make these people of old useless and inept. I mean, the gun is the main equalizer...Hold on this branch seems to be hitting my window upstairs...
Funny, I forgot I don't have a tree near my house. Wierd, made a noise or something.
Any way, there is no way you would actually fight a Ninja, cause there are no more. There are only bujustu artists and they....
ack!....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
As he, I mean I was saying, no way you would meet a Ninja...
peace.
2006-08-28 14:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by calmman7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. You'd probably be dead before you even know it.
Ninjas were not actually assassins. They were spies first and foremost. Ninjas were used for intelligence gathering and espionage activities. Very rarely, would they be used for assassinations.
It would be impossible for ordinary people to know whether a ninja is nearby because they are masters of stealth and concealment.
Hope this helps.
Peace.
2006-08-28 13:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you won't be attacked by a "ninja" because there arn't any!!! (well not known to the modern martial arts world anyway-the art may still be being practised in its truest form in deepest japan somewhere) the last true ninja-seiko fujita- died in the mid-1960's. there are authorities on the ninja way (sensei nawa-hatsumi sensei) but while these gentlemen possess immense skill they are not -and they would be the first to agree- true ninja. seiko sensei could dis-locate up to 40 joints in his body-there arn't many martial artists -if any-that could acheive that feat today. if you where to be attacked by a practitioner of ninjutsu you could treat this person in the same way you would a "normal martial artist"-because there are no western exponents of the ninja way in its truest form.
2006-08-28 22:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this were to really take place trust me you would not need to worry about asking this questions. True ninjas were paid assassins, dear lady, by the time you relaized you were under attack it would be too late. They did not believe in fighting fair, they killed with stealth and were quiet and pros at what they did. You would be a corpse at best if a true ninja attacked you.
2006-08-28 08:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give him two to the chest and one to the head. Ninja are no more. Most of the crap associated with the Ninja is Hollywood garbage.
2006-08-28 16:14:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn some Kung Foo,and stake out your boyfriend from a Oak tree near by!
2006-08-28 08:40:56 · answer #10 · answered by peacfulwar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray if you're being attacked by a ninja if you don't know any cool ninja moves yourself.
2006-08-28 10:08:45 · answer #11 · answered by маұа 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋