I am hammering my toes with a rubber mallet while I sing softly the Star Spangled Banner. I am naked and the windows are all open and cold air is coming in and my neighbors are right outside and can see me.
2006-08-28 08:25:53 · 25 answers · asked by gigantic_zebra_on_buffet 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Nothing is wrong with you. I do that all the time, except I bang on my knee with a wooden spoon. Oh, and I'm not completely naked. I where bowling shoes and a sombrero. Maybe we can get together for a duet some time.
2006-08-28 08:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by jenny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You haven't gone berserk, if you hammered your toes with a rubber mallet and didn't realise it was kind of berserk to do so, then you'd be berserk, so no worries.
2006-08-28 15:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by MetallicaRule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's way too sedate to be berserk.
If you were running house to house naked and breaking windows with the hammer, now THAT is berserk.
2006-08-28 15:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by drumrb0y 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well your avatar is male so i am guessing you are a male then yes you ar berserk. but if you were an attractive female and you were to take away the rubber mallet then that would hot.
2006-08-28 15:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by terry m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're nuts, but because your typing skills have not abandoned you, there is still hope. You can write songs or something and claim that hitting your toes is an expression of your "artistic temperament".
2006-08-28 15:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by thepsy5396 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you are telling the truth then yes you've lost your marbles. But you might be okay because your asking about it, but when you go outside and do these things then you really need to worry.
2006-08-28 15:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-28 15:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by drsteve362005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are one sick person .why would you think other people would want to see your naked body ,and you for sure need mental help ,if I was your neighbor I would call pattie wagon for you ,,coming to take you away ha ha
2006-08-28 16:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by Holly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds perfectly normal to me... I would be worried if you were singing Born on the 4th of July....
2006-08-28 15:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a bigger hammer and try hitting your head not your feet. Maybe your brains are in your feet. If you have any.
2006-08-28 15:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by mickeydoodlebug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋