A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot." She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it." After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband. He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
2006-08-28 08:15:04 · 19 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIEEEE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOKKKIIIEE!
2006-08-28 08:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Blue POOP 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She should have told him when you get done doing your time in jail for this you can tell me how bad you think it tastes. That would have made it even funnier.
2006-08-28 15:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puking status.
2006-08-29 11:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I don't think is disgusting at all. I love sperm :)
2006-08-28 15:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny man!!!
2006-08-28 20:22:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa that is sick but funny none the less lol â¥
2006-08-28 17:02:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She should have said back it is not with anyone other than you
2006-08-28 15:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by voiceofreason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree... ladies... it's not so difficult. If it's already in yo mouf, why spit it out?
2006-08-28 15:19:34 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(muttering to self) "Hmm...it looks like I 've got another one on my hitlist...."
2006-08-28 15:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by Blahstuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...
2006-08-28 15:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by bonz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
2006-08-28 16:04:32 · answer #11 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋