man visited his doctor to complain of deafness in his left ear. "I could hear perfectly well last night" the man said. The doctor shined his light into the man's ear. "What have we here" he said and, inserting a fine pair of tweezers withdrew a woman's tampon. "Good grief" said the patient, "may I use your phone doctor? "Certainly, but who are you going to call?" "My wife - to tell her where my hearing aid is!"
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In a hospital one day are two little boys lying on stretchers, waiting to be taken to the operating theatre.
The first boy says to the second "What are you in for?"
He replies "I'm having my tonsils out"
"Oh that's not too bad" reassures the first "they just put you to sleep, then when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice-cream!"
The second little boy then asks the first what he's in for. To which he replies "A circumcision."
The second boy says "I had that when I was born, I couldn't walk for a year!"
2006-08-28 07:48:32 · 45 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-28 08:00:45 · update #1
10/10
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2006-09-01 19:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
5 and a 10
2006-08-28 08:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by pldl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the rate of 1 to 10 it's 8!
2006-09-01 23:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by Althea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10, first joke a 4 second joke an 8.
2006-08-28 07:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those r both very funny. The scond 1 isnt quite as funny as the first 1, but its still really funny.Good Job.
2006-08-28 08:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by I like skushies! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Job!!!! First one I give you a 7 and for the second one I give you a 9 1/2!!!!!!!! Very funny!!!!
2006-09-04 18:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by Hello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were funny. I heard the last one before so it got a chuckle. The first one I never heard but it got a little chuckle as well. I wasn't sure how her tampon got in his ear or his ear aid got in her.
2006-09-05 07:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 & 7
2006-08-28 07:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by Darma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'd give the first one an 8 and the second a 9.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great day!!!
2006-08-28 07:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rate the first one a 7 because I don't understand it that much.
The second one I rate an 9 because one thing bad happens to one of them and somethind bad to the other boy.
2006-08-28 07:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋