Whats the best thing that you have stolen from work?

Question

come on, everybody does it! I wont tell!

Answer 1

A retractible ball point pen with their name on it. It's 15 years later and I still have it, and it still writes . . . would you believe that?

Answer 2

Time

Answer 3

Well, personally, the most I've taken was some office stuff, like perns and a 3-ring binder. But a friend of mine--she brags about this all the time--she worked at a jewelry store, and stole a $500 diamond engagement ring. I think she still has it, it's been a few years. She was so proud of herself!

Answer 4

I have too big of a conscience. I don't steal. Even when I accidentally walk out with a pen, I make a special note to be sure and return it the next day.

Answer 5

A horse rug (a bloody expensive one), but technically it wasnt stealing because the gittish yard manager pinched it from me first (this was at a previous job and funnily enough the beyatch was sacked for theft!)
ttfn ;o)

Answer 6

I took some post-its from work that said " - Crime Prevention Unit" with the phone number on it.

But in my defence I used them for work I did at home.

Answer 7

A bong.

Seriously, I used to work in a law firm that represented the graffix company. They had a ton of bongs in storage that were all prototypes, and I snagged one.

...stealing a bong from a law firm - probably the stupidest idea ever.

Answer 8

I haven't stolen a single thing

Answer 9

I once stole 'Is that it?' by Bob Geldof. I didn't mean to steal it but forgot to take it back. A good read but very outdated now.

Answer 10

Time...surfing on Yahoo answers

Answer 11

Not everyone does it, because not everyone works.
I can honestly say the only thing i have ever walked
away with is Time and its more often than not mine
to begin with.