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I kneel before You, Tooth Fairy. But please tell me how to venere You even more.

2006-08-28 07:03:33 · 14 answers · asked by Axel ∇ 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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This is hilarious! :) Oh, please get a costume and post pix on your 'tribute' website.

2006-08-28 07:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The tooth fairy is my mom. Funny story from when I was a kid:

My sister's friend lost a tooth and was talking about putting her tooth under the pillow. My sister, who had already found out about this, said "Oh the tooth fairy is just my mom". Meaning, of course, that it's everyone's mom. But her friend didn't take it that way. She ran home to her mom, and said excitedly, "Mom, Mom, guess what? I found out that Mrs. Smith is the tooth fairy!"

So her mom called my mom to tell her the story, and they both giggled. And later told us, of course.

So yeah, you need to make a pilgrimage to the Chicago suburbs to go worship my mom. LOL

2006-08-28 09:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Offer all your teeth to the tooth fairy

2006-08-28 07:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by Human 2.1 4 · 0 0

Brush and floss after every meal. Your mouth is a temple. Better you should identify which tooth is your sweet tooth and pluck it out than lose all and have to gum your food later. :-)

2006-08-28 07:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

see you later because this is not that guy contained in the tutu from some stupid commercial many years in the past. Or that witch-ghost from Darkness Falls ok, i am going to target to artwork round those images - LOL. see you later because this is not a clown.

2016-12-05 19:46:35 · answer #5 · answered by lisk 3 · 0 0

Make a temple from fluffy white pillows and place all old teeth on an alter.

2006-08-28 07:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

All worship has its teething problems, maybe cut your teeth with Leprauchanology

2006-08-28 07:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by Hoolahoop 3 · 0 0

Eat candy.

2006-08-28 07:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Give my money to the poor.

2006-08-28 07:06:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

brush and floss twice a day

2006-08-28 07:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by Signilda 7 · 0 0

Kill all other Gods. There shall be no other God unto you.

2006-08-28 07:22:03 · answer #11 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 0 0

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