Yeah right. Like I am really scared of a mythical judgement day. GET REAL!
And Tinkerbell loves you too.
2006-08-28 06:58:16 · 14 answers · asked by theagitator@sbcglobal.net 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I prefer the following trifiecta to piss of the non exsistant trinity.
1. break into church - have sex on altar using holy candle wax.
2. burn the bible on top of the altar cross
3. convert a priest into an aethist.
2006-08-28 08:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Tom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You already did. If you look into scripture you will find that what you are trying to commit is an unforgivable sin.
[Mat 12:31] Therefore, I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven people, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven.
[Mat 12:32] And whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven; but whoever speaks against the holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.
God is just and your ignorance of the consequences of your actions may benefit you. Please, for the sake of your immortal soul, think this through and repent. I pray that you do.
2006-08-28 07:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Robert L 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah well, you see you cannot insult the holy spirit, he will just listen to you, smile benignly, pat you on the head and walk away laughing.
You really think you count that much in the great scheme of things?
2006-08-28 07:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to go beyond the point of no return. You must be really desperate for wanting to do that. You should better find a way to fight the devil. He is the one that brought to you all of your misery. Don´t take it on nobody else, the real culprit is Satan himself. God bless you!!!
2006-08-28 07:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by cristoamistad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The holy spirit is not an ego. One needs an ego to be insulted.
Looks like you are out of luck.
2006-08-28 07:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why should i? i dont want to spend the rest of my life in hell with you. besides, the Holy Spirit is SO BIG to feel insulted by a very miniscule you.
2006-08-28 07:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by babytalk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I *HATE* to quote Cradle of Filth, but I do find their disc entitled, "I Raped the Virgin Mary and Hung the B*stard Christ" to be delightfully reviling.
2006-08-28 07:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well you will never get the chance sorry!
2006-08-28 07:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but no. I'm not going to enable your blasphemy, any more than I would enable a drunk by pouring him a beer.
2006-08-28 07:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well if you haven't done it already, you're well on your way. I'll pray for you.
2006-08-28 07:02:50 · answer #10 · answered by lovinlife 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋