(another nice one on the net)
A Scottish tourist was at a baseball game.
It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound; he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming: "Run, Run."
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scotsman was now exited and ready to get into the game.
The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye basstarrd, rrrun!"
Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotsman's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls."
The Scotsman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man...walk with pride!"
2006-08-28 06:48:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats a good one, though ive heard it before.
heres one back
A guy walks through his door one night holding a goat under his right arm. His wife looks at him as he says, "this is the hog ive been sleeping with." She replies "honey thats a goat" He looks at her and says "shut up I wasnt talking to you"
2006-08-28 06:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tanner S 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Now that is a pretty funny one. My Scot friend will love it!!
Thanks for sharing.
2006-09-04 02:33:53 · answer #2 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-09-05 13:05:20 · answer #3 · answered by kyungduckha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only did your joke raise my spirits! Very Original.
2006-09-04 18:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the ?
2006-09-05 13:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by flower wanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
thats a nice one ,
this is short and sweet
sardar ko ek dost ne 1 april ko khane pe bulaya, ghar pr tala tha aur likha tha BEWAKOOF BANAYA.
sardar ne niche likh diya HUM AYE HI NAHI.......
2006-09-05 09:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by indian_don 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That's a good one. LOL
Have a great day!
2006-08-29 11:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, your joke is toooooooooooooo long!
2006-09-05 07:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice one............and today's first joke, which raised my spirits.
2006-08-29 01:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-28 14:55:16 · answer #10 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋