(this is a good one that read on the net!)
George and Mona were married for 40 yrs when George suddenly died. At the funeral home, Mona was asked if she had any special requests.
"Why yes, I have just one. Would you please cut off George's penis for me?"
The funeral home had heard them all, so they did what she asked.
A few days later, Gladys came over to visit, to see how Mona was getting along. Mona was in the kitchen cooking, with a smile on her face. Gladys asked why she was so happy, then started looking in the pots on the stove.
"Hmmm, beans". Lifting another lid, "Hmmm, potatoes."
Gladys lifted the lid on the third pot and gasped! "Why, Mona, that looked like a penis in there!!!"
Mona just smiled and said "Yup, it's George's. I ate that son of a b***h raw for 40 yrs. I want to see what it tastes like cooked...
2006-08-28 06:35:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke,very very good
2006-08-28 06:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sick, gross, and disgusting. Just what a good joke should be.
2006-08-28 14:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That wuz nasty but still funny!!!
2006-08-28 22:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty gross. but at least i get it.
2006-08-28 13:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by caress2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are sick, get a life
2006-08-28 13:39:19 · answer #5 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, this is not the way to take revenge...........not good.
2006-08-29 01:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was sick but funny I ⥠you â¥
2006-08-30 19:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude, this is gross but funny.
2006-08-28 13:42:18 · answer #8 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeew!
2006-08-28 13:52:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-08-28 15:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋