amnesia=a condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to do it again
family planning=the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
feedback=the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots
full name=what you call your child when your mad at him/her
grandparents=people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right
hearsay=what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word
impregnable=a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid
independent=what we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say
ow=the first word spoken by children with other siblings
prenatal=when your life was still somewhat your own
puddle=a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it
show off=a child who is more talented than yours
sterilize=what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it
top bunk=where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas
two minute warning=when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises
2006-08-28 06:34:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, its a rough day, i needed that laugh thanks!!!!!
2006-08-28 06:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by midesweet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it alot. Its so true. especially the pacifier thing. lolololol
2006-08-28 07:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by caress2005 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL. You hit the nail on the head. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-08-29 04:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, my that is my laugh for the day....so true every one of them. That is hysterical.
2006-08-28 06:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sue F 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally true and funny.
2006-08-28 07:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2006-08-28 07:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by Nails 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hm.. nice i parenting two kids
2006-08-28 08:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-08-28 06:42:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i like, i like.
2006-08-28 06:44:27 · answer #9 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋