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OMG, What should I do?


Jesus cut a hole right through his hand with a hedge clipper. I tried to help him but he said that it dosent really hurt. What should I do to help Jesus?

I had a wonderful conversation with Jeusu the other day and he even told me that he thought Darwin was right. Jesus is so smart.


Disclaimer: Jesus is the name of my Mexican gardener. I did not choose to name him Jesus - his mother did that so dont tell me Im going to hell for blasphamy.

2006-08-28 06:27:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

6 answers

Apply pressure...Lot's and lot's of pressure.

2006-08-28 14:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0 0

This Jesus sounds like a smart guy. Give him a raise, and then tell people that he has risen. He he.

2006-08-28 13:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh man what I wouldn't give to apply some pressure to Katy_Kat

2006-08-29 00:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by the_whosthe_man 1 · 0 0

Hey - I heard that Jesus loves the little children.

That's great!

Tell him he is a nice guy!

2006-08-28 13:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ether 5 · 0 0

I knew you were going to say "oo mexican" " it was a mexican guy i was talking about". yeah....

2006-08-28 13:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by morobell 3 · 0 0

Cute....hang him up on a cross to heal. (joke, no one get all wadded up.)

2006-08-28 13:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by smallweed 4 · 0 0

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