A couple who's been married for over 20 years were having a fight in the car during a trip for a holiday. After arguing for a moment, they decided to quit talking and silence ruled.
Then after a few minutes, they passed some pigs in a farm, all making those horrible noises I don't know what they call it. Anyway, the wife looks at her husband and gives a sinister grin and says, "Relatives of yours?"
The husband replied "Yep, in-laws."
2006-08-28 06:26:21 · 18 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooohhhhh, that's severe. These people are vicious. I should be so quick and clever with my comebacks.
2006-08-28 06:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What do you spot while the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts" "what's the version between a boyfriend and husband? 40 5 minutes" "Why is there no Disneyland in China? no one's tall sufficient to circulate on the stable rides" "Why do no longer bunnies make noise while they have intercourse? because of the fact they have cotton balls" Ha that grow to be humorous!!! lol :) LMAO!!!
2016-10-01 00:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by sisson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny , I'll have to remember that one
2006-08-28 10:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch that one stung!!!
Very funny, keep em coming.
2006-08-28 07:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Oh wow! That's not right! I hope he wasn't serious!
2006-08-28 06:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-09-01 06:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.
2006-08-28 08:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by Tall Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great i am going to use that on my wife
2006-08-28 06:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good....I understand completely.
2006-08-28 06:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell a GOOD joke once in a while
2006-08-28 07:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by Phyto12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋