Why did the devil give Jesus 3 tampons?
2006-08-28 05:19:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're 14 years old, aren't you?
2006-08-28 05:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by Iridium190 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because God is really a She and it was that time of month... the devil herself just likes to help out from time to time, only she was really evil and gave God some really cheap tampons that didnt absorb correctly!
Where do you come up with this stuff?
2006-08-28 12:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by m_thurson 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"If you truthfully are whomever you say u are, than u would guess what these are", said Satan.
"Ah, this is a simple one. Theyr tampons."
"Drat. I'll only give u three of these ya know. Saving the rest of them for the testing of the other arising prophets to come."
2006-08-28 12:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by James Blond 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
temptations I think you are crazzy but Jesus refuted each with scroptures the devil had to admit defeat
2006-08-28 12:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by Mim 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He just figured 3 ought to do it.
2006-08-28 12:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋