A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, while caring more on his face and the beard.
What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.
2006-08-28 05:11:01 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. That'll make'em check up on it! LOL.
2006-08-29 07:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggles. I bet he went to put some in there and then washed his face!
2006-08-28 12:27:30 · answer #2 · answered by pjchik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet they got some in there PDQ
2006-08-28 12:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, lol that made me laugh
2006-08-28 12:22:36 · answer #4 · answered by kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not many of those hookers around anymore
2006-08-28 12:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by keith moon is cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww... that is gross... lol, made me laugh though
2006-08-28 12:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah gross lol â¥
2006-08-30 19:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it :-)
2006-08-28 12:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewwww.....lol
2006-08-29 04:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid!!
2006-08-28 12:30:40 · answer #10 · answered by yakov f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋