(Christians, this would be like becoming an archangel of god)
Personally, I would like to be the one in charge of impregnating virgins and maybe playing one of the trumpets.
I don't think I'd want to be on the "smiting crew" because sometimes god likes to kill innocents, babies, ... you know.. the "first born" and such. I'm not into that.
2006-08-28 04:37:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh. oh can I be a virgin?
Huh,huh,huh?
2006-08-28 05:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM does not kill innocents!!! If he did, he would be no better than those we rejected when we converted to pastafarianism. But, if I was appointed as a butter spreader on the holy garlicbread, that would be such bliss. Ramen
2006-08-28 11:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll take that smiting gig, if no one else wants it. As long as I can do some freelancing... it could be fun. On slow days I could fill my time by turning water into wine.
Twice now, with Katy on top of me - you just can't get enough, can you girl?
2006-08-28 12:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You beat me to it man, Id be the one impregnating virgins though.
Or i dont know i would probably end up fighting god. im on the devils side. I am against the vatican and all religions that have rich leaders
2006-08-28 11:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by locomexican89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get everybody out of church and onto the mean streets where the poor and lost live and take the collection and buy them food clothes and medicine and tell them about Jesus and His love for all of us and that being the reason for the service to our fellow man.
2006-08-28 11:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by dirtbag 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All gifts of the spirit are for the service of humanity. Doing what is service to the needy and afflicted is the reward of a servant of God.
2006-08-28 11:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would be in charge of the creation of life.
I am not a Christian and so this is not sin, having sex or planting trees, or spreading seeds.
2006-08-28 11:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by m_thurson 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd just say, "get behind me Satan, you'll trying to give me that ancient, {you're god ) lie of yours again." Then I'd tell people of the heavenly Father, and how that the only way of salvation in through the Lord Jesus Christ. Thanks for asking.
2006-08-28 11:46:12 · answer #8 · answered by raininmyshoe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd like to be the Miracle Chick. You know...curing diseases that were supposed to be fatal....turning rice into noodles....that kind of stuff.
2006-08-28 12:01:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Angel of death. You get to visit all the really wild party towns.
2006-08-28 11:41:18 · answer #10 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
turning water into wine
or
wheat into marijuana
would be a fun job.
2006-08-28 11:42:45 · answer #11 · answered by mason x 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋