Help! The Mrs wants me to cook tea!!?

Question

Shes already bought the pizza,but wants me to cook it.Do I grill it or fry it or put it in the slow cooker.?How do I get down the pub without cooking the bloody thing first.I'm really confused.HELP

Sorry.When i say Tea its not a cup of tea.Its like tea-time.I.e. evening meal.Its an English thing..lol

Answer 1

OK Tell her the pizza got burnt or better still the cat ate it and have cucumber sandwiches and muffins for tea and slink away to the pub. Cheers.

Seriously, if its a frozen pizza follow the instructions on the box. If its a take away 3/4 mts in the micro to heat are more than enough.

Answer 2

1. Pick up pizza box and turn it upside down so that the little window where you can see the pizza is actually against the table.
2. Somewhere it will say 'Cooking intsructions' or something similar. Follow these.

You will have to preheat the oven, probably to about 280 degrees C. Once the oven has heated up (a little light will probably go out to show you this) Remove all packaging from the pizza and place on a baking tray in the centre of the oven. Remove the pizza from the oven using oven gloves after the amount of time indicated on the pizza box has elapsed. Slice and enjoy.

Alternatively, find the box your oven came in and seal your oven inside and write 'Return to Sender' on it in big letters. Deposit at nearest Post Office. You obviously cannot be entrusted with one if you want to fry a pizza. Ring local pizza house and have a freshly cooked pizza delivered to your door.

Answer 3

You said your wife has already purchased pizza? If it's a frozen pizza there should be instructions on the box how to reheat the pizza.

As far as getting to the pub...plan on what time you are going to have tea, subtract the cooking time from that and you can spend some quality time at the pub until just before the pizza needs to go into the oven.

Answer 4

Very funny!!!

Pizzas normally come with instructions on the box.

Put the oven on to gas mark 7, tell her the ovens heating up & nip off down the pub.

Set an alarm for 10 minutes, and leave the alarm out the kitchen, by the pizza with a note saying - "it's time to put the pizza in, give us a ring when it's done."

I'm sure she will be obliging, just remember to duck as you walk back in through the door..ha ha.

Good luck :-)

Answer 5

Read the package it should give you directions. You said it was a pizza ...im guessing a frozen type ..put it in the oven oh first take it out of the wrapping otherwise youll burn the house down!

Answer 6

You mention tea but cooking pizza?
If you're talking tea - it is not cooked, but brewed.

If it is frozen pizza, the directions are on the package. Personally, my family favorite pizza is homemade pizza!

Answer 7

Go to put it in the oven but drop it on the floor (stamp on it a couple of times for good measure) tell her it's ruined and you're off to get a take-away, but go to the pub instead!

Answer 8

okay doll, turn on the oven...about medium...

Put pizza in, set timer for 15-20 minutes.
Check it in 15, min.

When bubbly & delicious looking, using pot holders, take it out & enjoy!

Since you are a Brit, I would imagine you have the tea part down!

Answer 9

I don't understand what you are asking. You mention tea in the question but then you talk about pizza. You may want to clear that up.

Answer 10

First of all its not COOK tea! LOL :D, put water or milk in a cup with the little tea pad, you can boil it or heat it in a microwave, personally i think boiling it is better! Than WA-LA! You got yourself a burned pot and disgusting tea!! LOL :DDD