Some say Noah's ARk when it is found will be proof of the Christian God. But this is confusing, because in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster it mentions Noah's Ark, as part of the history of the Earth.
Wouldn't the Noah's Ark be proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that Noah did in fact exist and interacted with Pirates, as is in the book the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
I'm just asking.
2006-08-28 04:12:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Where do I find this book, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Is it under the category named 'It's only common sense?"
The Ark...maybe it is buried deep under the remains of the Titanic.
2006-08-28 23:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday Indeed, Pirate Rachel! You are living in the best of times when TFSM (pbuhna) finally reveals Himself to all of Mankind.
Yes, it finally does prove the existence of Noah. Since the FSM has revealed unto us that Noah did exist. If He had not, Noah would be confided to the status of legend or myth (like that of a kindly clown, forgiving policeman, and the honest politician). However, now that is it Holy Writ, Noah is now listed among the first of the Duct Tape Pirates. Look at all the booty that Bro. Noah wound up with! Wow! Talk about chunky spaghetti sauce, talk about spicy meat balls!
The unicorns were taken up into TFSM's private heaven (along with the beer volcanos and stripper factories) and will be a reward to you and all the other faithful.
Death or imprisonment to all non-believers! Keel haul them until they accept the FSM as all Created humans should. May the day of required teaching of Creationism in all schools come soon. Then all will have no excuse!
Ra-men!
2006-08-28 04:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finding Noah's Ark is not proof of God nor is it proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is proof of Noah's Ark. It is proof that the ark sailed. I've never said that each and every part of the bible is false most of it is merely events with no physical proof. It is historical evidence for an ancient boat.
The only ones who will construe that it is proof fo a deity will those who wish it to be.
2006-08-28 08:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if it says that in both books....that the Ark is proof of both religions...maybe God and the FSM are one, and God is trying to use His sense of humor(the FSM facet - which I guess means that God is a quad-something instead of a trinity maybe?) to get through to people who are bored with the Bible. Just a thought. I don't know about Noah and the pirates though :(
2006-08-28 04:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Gospel of the FSM is indeed very new, and represents the culmination of our knowledge through the centuries on Him, the FSM.
The bible is, by the first poster's response, outdated and as such doesn't incorporate what we have learned.
If you want to learn about Chemistry, do you get the oldest or the newest textbook you can find?
OF COURSE the newest.
Therefore the Gospel of the FSM is superior to the bible.
I thank the first answerer for pointing this out.
2006-08-28 04:21:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so pirates are the ones who nabbed the unicorns? LOL
I still have not read the FSM Gospel yet. Sorry, my knowledge is rather limited in that catagory. Good morning, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday, that was nice.
2006-08-28 04:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It relies upon - have you ever had a own adventure with the flying spaghetti monster? Has he responded prayers, spoken to you? filled you with mind-blowing peace and exhilaration that you won't be able to clarify? if so i ought to assert it must be troublesome to not have self assurance matter on him before discounting God, get to entice close Him. provide Him a danger.. I advise how is your opinion of Him valid, except you bypass to church, study the bible, and study it (not in basic terms study it), and elements prayer a attempt? in simple terms then are you able to make certain for your self what's actual..
2016-11-28 02:32:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am more inclined to believe it would be proof of FSM. You know, pirates and all.
2006-08-28 04:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh it up fuzzball.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
2006-08-28 04:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is very old and the Gospel of FSM is very new.
2006-08-28 04:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋