A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway
next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was
plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of
gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few
minutes the man turned to The priest and asked, "Say
Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living,
Being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for
your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack
of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned,"
Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what He had said, nudged the
man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on
so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just
reading here that the Pope does."
Disclaimer : It is only a joke to be read, enjoy and make us laugh.
2006-08-28 04:01:34 · 9 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha!
It actually took me a few minutes 2 get it but wen i did! Hilarious!
2006-08-28 04:26:40 · answer #1 · answered by blah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2006-08-28 05:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a good one it is. Freakin' Popes! Ya can't trust any of 'em.
2006-08-28 04:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still funny
2006-08-28 04:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom sent that to me in an e-mail. That is pretty funny.
2006-08-28 04:10:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one b4 but it was a good laugh then and now
2006-08-28 04:05:46 · answer #6 · answered by asdfghjkl; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like it. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-29 07:34:19 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BLASPHAMY! but still funny
2006-08-28 04:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it?
2006-08-28 04:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋