GOODBYE, MOTHER...
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him
around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,
"I
hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much
like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye,Mom" as I leave the
store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the
store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved
and
smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went
to
pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk
"How come so much. I only bought 5 items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things,
too."
_*Do not trust all little Old Ladies!*_
2006-08-28 03:18:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was f**king funny i was eating cereal when i read this and milk came out my nose
2006-08-28 03:28:56 · answer #1 · answered by Billy Bob 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I swear by the sun of the day.. I will never trust little old ladies again!!! hahaha hateful bitches... always atealing my money :'( nice joke hahahaha
2006-08-28 03:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked clever old ladyout there - LOL
2006-08-28 03:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was nice one,,,, but i had guessed it while readin dat this was goin 2 b d end. Anyway, good effort.
2006-08-28 03:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Goodbye Mother!!!" LOL..nice!
2006-08-28 03:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wuz good & sympathetic.it really had a good moral.thanks.bye
2006-08-28 03:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by Stanrulz69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so true, no all of them are sweet!!!
2006-08-28 06:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome!
2006-08-28 03:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by RandomHero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its true thanks a lot for advising me then even i would have beeeeeeen cheated by the old women just now in the mart
choose my answer as the best please please
2006-08-28 03:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one LOL
2006-08-28 03:22:28 · answer #10 · answered by charming 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋