Jesus is the son of god
god is a man
jesus never masterbated
jesus is god but also gods son
there is only one god
the holy spirit is also a god
christians don't judge
christians are tolerant towards non-christians
adam and eve were the first people on earth
please ad more...
2006-08-28 01:44:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ha ha ha ha ha! How about this one: "Evolution is a fact!" ROTFL!
Or this: "There are many ways to God!"
Or this: "There IS no God!"
Stop! You're killing me!
Oh wait ....... you asked for jokes ABOUT Christians, not FACTS FROM them. My mistake.
2006-08-28 01:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i don't think this is funny.
Jesus IS the son of God. God isn't a man, although He created us in His image.
No Jesus never masturbated. He was without sin.
There IS only one God.
The Holy Spirit was sent after Jesus died on the cross and returned to Heaven as a comforter for man and woman.
Yes, Christians do judge, although God warns against it because of us who do judge, will be more harshly judged by him.
Christians many times are not tolerant because God isn't toleran with non-christians. he will spit them out someday.
Adam and Eve WERE the first people. God made them.
2006-08-28 08:48:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
These are a few quotes from the book "Anguished English" compiled by a teacher, Richard Lederer: 1-The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement Friday afternoon. 2-Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the "Little Mother's Club". All wishing to become "Little Mothers" will please meet with the minister in the study. 3-Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. There are more.
2006-08-28 09:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether the questioner is a Muslim or Christian, he/she ought have been respectable to mylord Jesus, who is a highly exalted person in Islam as well as Christianity.
2006-08-28 08:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by hasanmuizudin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Non-Christians are tolerant towards Christians...
2006-08-28 08:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by kingstubborn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I'm not a Christian but I do have respect for each and every religion. Please do not make jokes like this. I think it's offensive to Christians.
2006-08-28 08:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Muslim but it isn't a good idea to insult any of god messengers'(Jesus never................)
people who are believe in these issues needs help not jokes. you can discuss these issues with them
2006-08-28 09:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are mocking God, and that is not wise - let alone very disrespectful.
You need to rethink things.
2006-08-28 08:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no christian will care a rats *** if their religion is put to the test. christianity is a democratic and secular ideology
2006-08-28 08:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by ahmed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pope is a god's secretary (representative) on earth.
2006-08-28 08:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋