SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE
(This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!) This is the
message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted
unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.
This is the actual answering machine message for the school.This came
about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents
to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.
The school and ! teachers are being sued by parents who want their
children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those
children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not
complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.
2006-08-28 01:39:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The outgoing message:
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
please listen to all the options before making a selection:
* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
2006-08-28 01:40:16 · update #1
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable
and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that
it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and
have a
nice day!
2006-08-28 01:40:38 · update #2
If you can read this - thank a teacher!
If you are reading it in English - thank a veteran!
made me laugh....again!
2006-08-28 01:41:09 · update #3
this is really old sorry ♥
2006-08-28 01:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I haven't heard it b4 so I don't know how old it is, but it's hillarious, it's sorta set up like the master card comercial. FUNNY!
2006-08-28 02:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by barneys_assasin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I said to your earlier joke.................U R surely WITTY & have great imagination!!!!!!!!!!!
Fantastic Joke!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad I ain't associated in any way with the school!!!!
2006-08-28 01:43:58 · answer #3 · answered by rythmdivine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny is it true
2006-08-28 01:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well a read it IT WAS GOOD but old
2006-08-28 02:04:49 · answer #5 · answered by k_abhixxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its nice but not always true
2006-08-28 03:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, this did not made me laugh........... a silly one, I say.
2006-08-28 01:46:46 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasn't that funny
2006-08-28 01:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by asdfghjkl; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEST I EVER HEARD!! HAHAHA!
2006-08-28 02:47:51 · answer #9 · answered by Leafs This Year 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarous
2006-08-28 02:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by RAW DIVA™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋