Quran is the literal word of Allah
islam is a tolerant and peaceful religion
mohomed was a very kind, decent holy prophet who is the messenger of Allah
islam is the only true religion, while all other religions are bull dust
women in islam are free
Quran is compatible with modern science
islam is a religion of mercy and human rights
I have plenty more islamic jokes, but for now please enjoy these few jokes ok.
will you?
2006-08-28 01:35:43 · 13 answers · asked by ahmed 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Here's one:-
Nasruddin was determined to be decisive and efficient. one day he told his wife he would plow his largest field on the far side of the river and be back for a big dinner. She urged him to say, "If Allah is willing."
He told her whether Allah was willing or not, that was his plan. The frightened wife looked up to Allah and asked forgiveness.
Nasruddin loaded his wooden plow, hitched up the oxen to the wagon, climbed on his donkey, and set off.
But within the short span of a day the river flooded from a cloudburst and washed his donkey downstream, and one of the oxen broke a leg in the mud, leaving Nasruddin to hitch himself in its place to plow the field.
Having finished only half the field, at the sunset he set out for home exhausted and soaking wet. The river was still high so he had to wait until long past dark to cross over.
After midnight a very wet but much wiser Nasruddin knocked at his door. Who is there Asked his wife.
I think it is me, Nasruddin, he replied, if Allah is willing!
2006-08-31 21:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey kid is this bcoz ur muslim teacher detain u again in ur 1st grade? well ya some people's body grow but their brain doesnt grow a bit. u are the perfect med specimen for that medical condition.
2006-08-29 03:01:44 · answer #2 · answered by marissa 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Quran is compatible with modern science:
http://www.miraclesofthequran.com/
http://www.answering-christianity.com/sci_quran.htm
2006-08-28 08:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by Aby 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
mr ahmed come grow up dont act ike a kid i know what u write is the truth COZ ISLAM is true
2006-08-28 08:54:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Is dis a joke? It seems NOT like a joke to me! :p
2006-08-28 08:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
LOL, that's a good one! I agree, muslims are like a bunch of schizo's running around!
2006-08-28 08:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by John R 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
O grow up. You are not one bit funny.
2006-08-28 08:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I want to put S-H-I-T and U-R-I-N-E in your mouth and then want to give you a shower with load of Garbage
2006-08-29 01:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Two muslim mothers were comparing photo's of their "martyred" sons and reminicing about them. One turns to the other and says "They blow up so fast".
2006-08-28 08:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
If only it were funny..but its not. Its sad. Love in Christ, ~J~ <><
2006-08-28 08:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋