2006-08-28 00:44:51 · 11 answers · asked by allow my nudity 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...
...hey, it could happen....
.
2006-08-28 00:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Echelon Right 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>> >>>HER DIARY
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Day night, I thought he was acting
>> >>>weird. We had made
>> >>>plans to meet at a
>> >>>cafe to have some coffee. I was
>> >>>shopping with my friends
>> >>>all day long, soI
>> >>>thought he was upset at the fact that I
>> >>>was
>> >>>a bit
>> >>>late,
>> >>>
>> >>>but he made no
>> >>>
>> >>>comment.Conversation wasn't flowing so
>> >>>
>> >>>I suggested that
>> >>>
>> >>>we go
>>somewhere
>> >>>
>> >>>quiet so we could talk, he agreed but
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>he kept quiet and
>> >>>
>> >>>absent.I
>> >>>
>> >>>asked
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>him what was wrong - he
>> >>>said,
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>"Nothing."I asked him if
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>it was my fault
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>that he was upset. He said it
>> >>>had
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>nothing to do with me
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>and not to worry.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>On the way home I told him that
>>I
>> >>>loved
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>him, he simply
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>smiled and kept
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>driving. I can't explain his
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>behavior; I don't know
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>why he didn't say,
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>"I love u,too."When we got home I felt
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>as if I had lost
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>him, as if he
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>He just
>>sat
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>there and watched TV.;
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>he seemed distant and absent.Finally I
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>decided to go to
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>bed. About 10
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>minutes later he came to bed. I decided
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>that I could not
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>take it anymore,
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>so I decided to confront him with the
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>situation but he
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>had fallen
>>asleep.I
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>started crying and cried until I too
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>fell asleep. I
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>don't know what to
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>are with someone
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>else. My life is a
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>disaste r.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>HIS DIARY
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Today we
>>lost the cricket match
>> >>>
>> >>>against bangladesh.
>> >>>
>> >>>DAMN
>> >>>
>> >>>IT.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>NOW that's called
>> >>>
>> >>>Simplicity of Men
>> >>>Vs
>> >>>Complexity of Women !!!
2006-08-28 08:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper. She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?" Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your pu$sy today!"
2006-08-28 11:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bloke walks into the doctors surgery with a cucumber in his ear and a carrot up his nose and says ' doctor , i can't seem to be myself lately . what can be wrong ?' doctor replies ' well for starters , i can tell your'e not eating proprely '
2006-08-28 08:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by bill g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
2006-08-28 08:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Padayappa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
2006-08-28 07:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by wudbiser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Californians screw in hottubs not lightbulbs
2006-08-29 22:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know any jokes about A's. Sorry.
2006-08-28 07:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know any good jokes right now sorry
2006-08-28 09:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by RAW DIVA™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what have clouds and women got in common?
when they both fcuk off it's a beautiful day.
2006-08-28 08:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by allblackskikass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋