"A" Joke please..dear !?

Answer 1

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would

make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.

And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,

the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!

Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,

"No, you don't say that here!!"


The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..

Answer 2

While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul
Kalam.
> >He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is
to
> >surround himself with intelligent people.
> >Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
> >"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.
> >"Allow me to demonstrate."
> >Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
> >Minister,please answer this question: your mother has a child, and
your
>father
> >has a child, and this child is
>not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
> >Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"
> >"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up
and
> >says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President.
> >Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning
to
>Washington,
> >decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush
summons
> >her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can
answer
>a
> >question for me."
> >"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
> >Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your
father
> >has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who
is
>it?"
> >Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back
> >to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a
meeting
>of
> >senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several
hours,
> >but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice
>calls
> >Colin Powell and explains the problem.
> >"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and
> >this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
> >Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
> >Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George
Bush,
> >and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our
Colin
> >Powell!"
> >And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!"

Answer 3

Just scroll around, here's plenty of good jokes!

Answer 4

Do you think this one a "A" joke?

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bottom and said,

"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,

"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,

"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."

Answer 5

A sandwich walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Pudump bump!

Charles Dickens goes into a bar and orders a martini
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

Answer 6

Electric love your joke kudos to you man : )

Answer 7

If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?

Answer 8

"A" is just finished, do u want "B" Joke?

Answer 9

Hmmm...I can't answer...I'm completely stunned by your nudity!

Answer 10

whats yellow and cuts grass...??

he's my worker and i will paint him watever colour i wanna!