I have been caught doing both, once my dad walked in on me while i was masturbating, and then he turned around and walked out, and later he said 'i wont tell your mum if you never let me see you doin that again' and i was like 'ok' cause i was really embarrassed, and once i was at a friends party, and me and me bf went into the hosts rrom and started havin sex, like really good sex, and then the host walked in, and he was like 'omg!' and then he said we could keep going if he could join us, so we stopped.
anyone have any funny or interesting stories?
2006-08-27 23:53:27 · 16 answers · asked by ezzaphill 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ha this is so weird.....my church pastor had come from overseas just for a few days so he needed a place to stay.so he stayed in our house.....i was masturbating in the living room, i closed the door and i was doing it......When someone opens the door u cannot hear it, so i tried to be silent.....I closed my eyes and was doing it after i finished, i turned and my pastor was just walking out........I dunno if he was there the whole time.....after that he talked to me as if nothing had happened......Kool yea???
2006-08-28 01:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rock D 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Caught Masturbating Stories
2016-11-07 05:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend at the time and myself were having sex after school and my mom came home early from work. I was on top riding him and she walked into my room at the same time as he was ejaculating inside my vagina. My mom walked right back out and was upset and I just stayed on top of my boyfriend and let him finish because I didn't want my mom to see him shoot his semen and for it to get everywhere. When he was done he dressed and left and I got yelled at. On top of that I wound up pregnant with his baby from that time and had a baby boy.
2015-01-11 13:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My now fiance walked in on me one time. It was like 9:00 in the morning and I had really bad morning wood. So i went in the bathroom and went at it. Well m girlfriend decided to come over and suprise me that morning. I just thought one of my parents had come home so i kept going but then the door opened my fiance was standing in the door way. she scaed me half to death, after she got done laughing she finished me off. I've never got caught hain sex but i kinda think it would be fun as long as it wasn't by parents
2006-08-28 00:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by alex 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I have been caught having sex went to one of the local parks on two different occasions...not suppose to be there after dark of course got caught by the park ranger and one of those times a friend was driving and the ranger made us leave but pulled us again before we got out of there he didnt have his id so they had to call the real cops out. when they got there of course we had to get out of the car they asked what are you doing here we said just talking with a straight face looked at me and said you may want to zip up your pants i thought i was going to bust out laughing
2006-08-28 00:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by Brian H 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
fortuitously, no. i've got been doing it for according to threat a 12 months and a number of different months, yet so a procedures i are growing to be to be away with it, so a procedures as i recognize. yet over the summer i grew to become into at camp, and that i grew to become into drained so i desperate to flow to mattress early...properly, my roommate ended up jogging in on me, so i finished short and talked to her like no longer something got here approximately. She did no longer say something, so the two she certainly did no longer observe, or she grew to become into an exceptionally relax individual.
2016-11-05 22:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The police have caught me a few times in public. Does that count?
2006-08-28 00:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by Perry N 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
me and my ex were gettin it on on my kitchen table, one of my male friends came round to see me and saw us throught the kitchen window! He knocked on the window and was laughin his head off. I was mortified! I've been caught loads of times tho, just one of those things!
2006-08-27 23:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
thank god no
i was having the time of my life.
good thing ur dad doesnt care
2006-08-28 06:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by q.u.e.s.t.i.o.n.e.d 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad I've never been caught.
2006-08-28 00:46:28 · answer #10 · answered by loves_travelling 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋