One evening a husband comes home to his apartment all roughed up, with a bloody lip and both eyes swollen.
When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you"?
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager".
"Whatever for"?
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex, except one"!
"Hmmm. I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor".
2006-08-27 23:36:03 · 12 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i feel an "ike and tina" moment coming on:-)
2006-08-28 00:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops, looks like the black eye and bloody lips will be shared in the family. Now thats love!
2006-08-27 23:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-08-27 23:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha truth speaks out FUNNY
2006-08-27 23:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha i've told this before :D but still funny â¥
2006-08-27 23:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-28 01:35:19 · answer #6 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup! I get it! That's funny!
2006-08-27 23:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one. HAHA
2006-08-28 02:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by RAW DIVA™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
i like it
2006-08-27 23:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, oh boy.
2006-08-27 23:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by krushxmex3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋