Cowboy Wisdom !!!!?

Question

You are never completely worthless, you
can always be used as a bad example."


> > Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
> >
> > Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
> >
> > Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well
> > you bounce.
> >
> > Keep skunks, lawyers and bankers at a distance.
> >
> > Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
> >
> > A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
> >
> > Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
> >
> > Meanness don't happen overnight.
> >
> > Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
> >
> > Don't sell your mule to buy a plough.
> >
> > Don't corner something meaner than you.
> >
> > It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
> >
> > You can't unsay a cruel thing.
> >
> > Every path has some puddles.
> >
> > When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
> >
> > The best sermons are lived, not preached.
> >
> > Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
> >
> > Don't squat with your spurs on.
> >
> > Don't judge people by their relatives.
> >
> > Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
> >
> > Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,
> > you'll enjoy it a second time.
> >
> > Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
> >
> > Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
> >
> > It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.
> >
> > The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets,
> > the harder it is to swaller.
> >
> > If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
> >
> > If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
> >
> > It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
> >
> > Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
> >
> > The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches
> > you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
> >
> > If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
> > somebody else's dog around.
> >
> > Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a
> > whole lot bigger'n you think.
> >
> > Only cows know why they stampede.
> >
> > Always drink upstream from the herd.
> >
> > If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to
> > make sure it's still there with ya.
> >
> > Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
> > judgment.
> >
> > Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back
> > in.
> >
> > You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'till they get thumped.
> >
> > Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> >

Answer 1

LOL - Nice submission.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Now that's what I call a good Redneck's code of ethics! Hee-Haw.

Answer 4

Plagiarism is the ultimate compliment to your work

Answer 5

LOL. I agree with this . LOL.

Have a great Monday!

Answer 6

true words but don't plagiarise

Answer 7

alright, cool, they were real good

Answer 8

oh so true lol ♥

Answer 9

good