Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What've you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you idiot."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses
And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs
For breakfast again.
Hey Diddle, Diddle, the cat took a piddle
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.
Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad... She got a fur coat,
jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.
2006-08-27 22:39:57 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!
2006-08-27 22:43:21 · answer #1 · answered by phe_03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb, its' fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
But Mary found the price of meat was high, which didn't please her.
So tonight she's having leg of lamb, the rest is in the freezer!
2015-10-10 15:18:15 · answer #2 · answered by circletrackvw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To get her dog a bone.
And when she bent over
Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
2006-08-27 22:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i heard jack and jill was an adult joke in the first place
anyway, look at this other mary joke:
mary had a little ram
its fleece was white as snow (or somethin like dat)
everywhere that mary went,
the lamb was sure to go
it followed her to bed one day...
now mary has a little lamb. (haha)
2006-08-27 23:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is not a question, so here is not an answer....
Sangy had a little lamb,
with that lamb she had her fun.
She worked that lamb till it worked not more,
and had to get another one.
2006-08-27 23:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by Cara B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha you naughty, are you copied this from your old school test ?? LOL
2006-08-28 02:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,well,well....
2006-08-27 22:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness lol they're cute lol ♥
2006-08-28 00:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2006-08-27 23:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoop! LOL. LOL. All right!
2006-08-28 05:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud thinking!
2006-08-28 02:03:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋