A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
>>>shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
>>>kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric
>>>kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
>>>current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
>>>breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had
>>>been happily listening to his Walkman.
>>>
>>>STILL think you're having a bad day?
>>>
>>>Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty
>>>of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
>>>Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped
>>>through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
>>>hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
>>>
>>>STILL think you're having a bad day?
>>>
>>>There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward
>>>where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday
>>>morning, at about 11am, regardless of their medical
>>>condition.
>>>
>>>This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had
>>>something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
>>>the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m.
>>>on Sundays.
>>>
>>>So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to
>>>investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
>>>morning, a few minutes before 11am, all doctors and nurses
>>>nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what
>>>the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
>>>wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
>>>ward off the evil spirits.
>>>
>>>Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the
>>>part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
>>>the life support system so that he could use the outlet
>>>for the vacuum cleaner.
>>>
>>>Think you're having a bad day?
>>>
>>>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
>>>Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special
>>>ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
>>>being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause
>>>from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
>>>whale ate them both.
>>>
>>>What? STILL having a bad day?
>>>
>>>Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on
>>>a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender"
>>>stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it
>>>and was blown to bits.
>>>
>>>There now, feeling better?
2006-08-27 22:36:30 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually l'm not having a bad day at all! Thanks for asking.
2006-08-27 23:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daniel Powter' song Bad Day. It roxxx!!!
2006-08-28 05:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well thanx, but you forgot to pay my rent and give me back my boyfriend that left me for my (former) best friend! lol
2006-08-28 05:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little dazed from the "light reading" but otherwise feeling much better
2006-08-28 05:41:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow!
2006-08-28 12:14:34 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really a bad day but i dont. tnx
2006-08-28 05:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by lordken10 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ill never have a bad day again oof!!
2006-08-28 05:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, so I don't have a bad day. Happy?
2006-08-28 05:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by whethalar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that would really suck lol â¥
2006-08-28 07:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-28 06:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋