A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, and extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said...."Clean my house."
2006-08-27 22:17:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i told this before still funny though
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2006-08-28 00:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-27 23:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
2006-08-27 22:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ronaldinho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
50-50
2006-08-27 23:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A husband comes abode with 0.5 a gallon of Ice cream & asks his spouse if she'd like some. She asked, "How no longer uncomplicated is it?" He mentioned, "approximately as no longer uncomplicated as my d***!" She mentioned, "ok. Pour me some."
2016-11-05 22:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It very funny... Smart woman too. Tricky!
2006-08-27 22:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by Joey Y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually funny!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I wonder what happened to your funny bone. This won't even make the lamest person on Earth laugh!
2006-08-27 22:34:39 · answer #7 · answered by whethalar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rogue I liked it I think it should have gone down better than it has thankyou
2006-08-27 22:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh. I think it is a good joke for adults and not too gross.
2006-08-27 22:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a wack joke tell whoever send it to you its funny but you forgot to laugh
2006-08-27 22:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by Stefie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowchie! a 10!-->thumbs up!
2006-08-27 22:21:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋