A college student at a recent USC football game challenged
a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible
for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a
different world," the student said, loud enough for
the whole crowd to hear, "Today we have television,
jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon,
our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear
energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
light-speed processing . . . and . . . uh . . ."
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany,
the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those
things when we were young, so we invented them, you
little twit! What the hell are you doing for the next
generation??"
I love senior citizens!
2006-08-27
22:14:20
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