She was slagging me off on the phone and did not realise I heard everything, she is emigrating to St. Kitts with her yardie husband, she is white and confused and think she is black herself and tried to speak in a Jamaican accent. WHY?
How can I get my last bit of revenge before she flies on Saturday?
Shall I hope something goes wrong with the flight, by the way she looks like a member of the Al Queda with he head wrap so I can only hope they pull her aside!
2006-08-27 22:03:51 · 36 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
You guys are all evil!
Maybe you should all be an in law to me! Love the plot of tying her up in the attic.. mind you she may fall through the fat @rsed cow!
2006-08-27 22:12:16 · update #1
God bless you and all your family eternal love
xx
2006-08-27 22:16:36 · update #2
I wish I could all chose you as best answers!
I will be at her house on the night she goes... hmm the mind boggles!!
2006-08-27 22:18:33 · update #3
Just be the bigger person .. I know how you feel I really do. I have a evil Mother In Law to and no matter how hard you fight it does no good. Don't give her a reason to talk about you that way and in the end she will see how wrong she was in even putting you in that situation.
If you want to talk about evil in laws .. we just lost a child.. no support was giving by them - none. Even my husband sister told me that it would be fault if my husband died during deployment. I just learned that no matter what they are no longer getting to me nor will I acknowledge them.
BTW - its my MIL's birthday and I have to send her a ecard - grrrr
Hugs - Mel (Loving Memory of our son, our angel Zachary Aug 4, 2006)
2006-08-27 22:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by jaredsmommy2004 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Revenge? Never! Giving her a going away gift now that's the ticket.
Do not wish bad on the flight innocent people are on there as well BUT what you can do is make the flight a living hell for her and even a day or 2 after.
All you have to do is drop a few drops of Visine Eye Drops in her drink. It will get more than the red out. The results are very fascinating to watch.
First her stomach will start to growl. Then the urge to take the browns to the super bowl will hit her. But she had better be quick about it. The jaws of her *** are likely to go weak on her and frankly she will crap herself before she can get there. Not a good thing to happen to you at 40,000 feet with your clothing checked under the plane.
As far as being white trying to speak like a Jamaican maybe you could tie her up in the garage and charge folks 5.00 to look at her.
She sounds like she has some BIG issues with her own identity and life in general. Buy her a coke at the airport, an wish her well!
2006-08-27 22:19:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honey if i were you i would be so nice to her i would throw a goign away party fr her, help her to pack and give her a goign away gift, remeber this is the last she wud remember of you, and make her feel so small and ashamed of all she did, just treat her so kindly and even spologise fr things that you might have done which might not have been the most perfect in her eyes, dont stoop yrslef to her level and leave bad taste... she wud all the more go on slagging you off
2006-08-27 22:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ask what to do, OK here's what you do.
First of all have a big spliff, take a hit and blow the smoke all over the inside of her suitaces so the drug dogs give her a hard time at the airport.
Then you get some thick tin foil and cut out the shape of a GUN from the tin foil. You open up the lining of her suitcase and glue the tinfoil gun in place. Then you carefull glue the lining back in place...... keep your prints off it, obviously.
This will, I think, help you to feel better.....
2006-08-27 22:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by Not Ecky Boy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 23:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by mclelland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mon'
If she's emmigrating she's out of your hair.. Never mind the slaggin' on the phone - as long as she's not there to Hit you or poison you with foul tea & biscuits..
Just be happy she's going away...
Mind you it could be an idea to move and not tell her ;-)
Is your otherhalf aware of how you feel?
If she ever plans to come visit you after she's moved, just call the airport in advance and tell them that you know from a reliable source that she'll be smuggling dope up her jacksie... if nothing else you'll get a bit of a laugh as she waddles up your drive :-)
Best of luck!
2006-08-27 23:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by Muad_Dib77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pop some class B drugs in her hand luggage when she isn't looking and hope that she gets stopped (maybe she won't so if you can sew a knife into the lining of her bag then the airport officials will stop her for sure). If she does get stopped she will spend several years in prison which should be just revenge. If you want her to do longer add terrorist information.
2006-08-27 22:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
when shes packed and left her bag for a bit take the bag and open it .remove some of her t-shirts and trousers.here comes the gruseome bit put you and your husbands clothes that have to be washed into the bag in place of her clothes you took out but make sure there filthy.if you don't do this then instead make a hole in the side of her suit case so her bag bursts.if you don't go with this ,when shes packed get a glass of water and throw the water over the clothes in the bag.or better still offer to wash her and her husbands clothes and ruin them make them shrink or (by an accident)use bleach on them)
2006-08-27 22:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you really want to get revenge (easer to just let her go) try putting some sharp objects in her luggage - a toy gun would show on the xrays... As would a knife. Try putting some almonds in her luggage - they will attract the sniffer dogs (Anthrax smells of almonds).
If you really want to screw her up hide a bottle of gasoline at the bottom of her hand luggage or in her vanity case...
Meh - I hate white people who feel the need to adopt another races accent - like all these wiggers - GRRRRR !!!
Yo Yo Yo homie - wassup
2006-08-27 22:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by the thinker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See her off at the airport and be happy and loving to your husband and present the 'perfect couple' image.
Be extra nice and caring to her, especially in front of her friends!!
That will drive her crackers and she will be furious!
Once she has gone through tell her friends you hope she is able to find what she is looking for as it is obvious she has been unhappy for quite some time. Some innocent sighing etc.
2006-08-27 22:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by Ravaug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋