A group of Co-workers is standing around the
office of their lawfirm. The main discussion
was Bill.
Bill was an upbeat guy, always replying to any
situation "It could of been worse". They came
up with a brillant idea. They were to make up a
situation so bad even Bill can't find the better
side of it.
The next day Bill was approached by his
co-workers. One of them started describing the
plot.
It started out with "Hey Bill, did you hear about
Frank".
Bill, not knowing what was going on replied no.
Another worker continued. "When he got home last
night he caught his wife in bed with another man.
He went to his closet, grabbed his shotgun, shot
his wife, shot the man, then turned the gun on
himself, now they're all dead.
Bill smiled and replied "It could have been
worse".
One of the workers piped up "How could it be
worse"?
Bill said "Two nights earlier and I'd be dead!"
2006-08-27 21:30:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too looong, dint read it fully! sry.
u talkd abt 1 of ans as funny, which one?
see this:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqE.O6JjhxsKOlrW3AbVdiTsy6IX?qid=20060828230134AAiBHUF
2006-08-28 19:34:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 nights earlier and it would've been me!
2006-08-28 04:36:50 · answer #2 · answered by ananswerer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but it's kinda old sweetpea â¥
2006-08-28 07:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting one huh
lol
2006-08-28 04:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by shehzaad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a funny one, i like it
2006-08-28 04:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*woot* nice 1! lols.
2006-08-28 04:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by LYY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one:)
2006-08-28 04:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Annie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but that's so predictable.
2006-08-28 04:36:24 · answer #8 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Good one.
2006-08-28 04:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by Tsu-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nyah
2006-08-28 05:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋