Seeing how the jobs are scarce in the US right now, I am thiinking about finding a better life in another country and I don't want to bother with all that pass port immigration stuff...
2006-08-27 21:08:55 · 26 answers · asked by Red 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
good idea, let me know how that works for ya. perhaps you could check out india, since they have lots of our jobs, and your english could most likely benefit them. or at least me when i call customer service.
2006-08-27 21:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by evanlah 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
IF you managed to make in onto the Australian mainland - and we spend half our defence budget ensuring that the Royal Australian Navy and Royal Australian Air Force always have the best detection systems available, constant patrols etc, plus the army roaming the northern deserts and bushlands, then If you made it that far, you would be detained in a detention centre in the desert or outback somewhere. These are well away from any civilised society, so that even if you escaped from it, your chances of arriving in a populated area before you died of dehydration would be slim. There you would be kept for 2-3 years whilst our immigration department, at their leisure, decided upon your staus as a genuine refugee. Then you would be deported. The most likely outcome, would be you would be caught trying to get in, and then immigration are allowed to keep you off shore in even worse conditions on a remote island in the Pacific or Indian ocean. The Australian government is permitted to treat refugees this way, becuase even though we are a signatory to the International charter on refugees, said UN charter states that all refugees must make a reasonable effort to arrive at the NEAREST safe haven, not wherever they think they would LIKE to go to. That means unless you are Indonesian (doubtful) or Kiwi (likely - besides, we let them in freely anyway) then you have to pass through dozens of SAFE havens before you can get to Australia......
Message to people wanting to get to Australia - It is mostly desert. It is the driest continent on Earth. The desert is getting bigger, our water supplies are dwindly - our population growth is not sustainable.....
2006-08-28 04:38:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you'd be given decent housing and stuff until the ministry of immigration can decide what to do with you (could be months).
I'd imagine that some kind of monetary wage is in order for humanitarian reason also.
We are currently accepting Chechnyan freedom fighters, also, but legally (as we should, poor sods).
2006-08-28 04:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by dane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would be deported from the UK. Besides jobs are scarce here too. Try France or Germany!
2006-08-28 04:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they will ask u 2 stay for dinner which the main course wud b u??!!
ok seriously, u will get spanked n send back 2 your country but im not sure whether u have to book your own ticket haha
2006-08-28 04:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by zuera_one 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could find a better life in Thailand, but by a correct and legitimate way.
2006-08-28 04:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by pyj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talkin' about dood !! Life is a journey from NOWHERE 2 NOWHERE , which is made up of two words , NOW and HERE . Whatever there is, its now and its where you are . Anyways if you want to go somewhere go to NEW ZEALAND . God !! I love that PLACE.
2006-08-28 04:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is interesting to see what would happen in other countries in the world. What is happening to our USA?
2006-08-28 04:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Happy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will get amnesty and free government handouts. You might as well skip the line and join the crowd, everyone's doing it.
2006-08-28 04:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by Azriel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
straight to a detention centre in the outback, and it would take 3 years for you to be processed. or i guess you might get deported.
australia treats illegals like junk.
2006-08-28 04:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by aussiebabe16 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋