Best way to sabotage a wedding?

yours: don't show up
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Other Persons: do that whole I Object thingy

2006-08-27 20:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by madness1599 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

The best way to do it is by acting as the priest of there wedding. They would not be able to know that there wedding was invalid because you're just a fake priest. Then before they go to their honeymoon send them a letter that you were the priest that married them.

Rememder that doing this is punishable by law and you can end up in jail.

Or say that you have sex with the groom and he is a homesexual b****h when the priest will asked "why this couple should not be married?"

2006-08-28 04:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by Dennis T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Ask the Al Qaeda. They are the best on sabotage

2006-08-28 03:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by NoBody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

A geometric arrangement of six pieces of U-235, followed by a seventh to the center, all at just below critical mass. (ie. Just like the Hiroshima bomb)

:)

If by "sabotage" you meant "completely explode".

2006-08-28 03:45:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Do you love this woman? Does She know it?
Does her fiancee know it?
Is she rushing into it? Did she get mad at you and break up? Did she catch you cheating on her?
For some reason, I sense that you don't want her to get married to her fiance. Or do you just want to ruin her day?

Do not do anything out of vengeance.
You will regret it eventually and that won't win anybody over to your side especially not her.

wow! I just accidentally deleted a couple of sentences. I guess I am not supposed to say that.

Send them a wedding card and be nice.

God Bless You, Take long- slow- deep- breaths.

2006-08-28 03:51:20 · answer #5 · answered by Deena 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋

cut the leg of the brides chair.

plant crack on the groom, and tip off the cops.

when the preist asks if anyone has a reason these two should not be wed, stand up and say "BECAUSE THE BRIDE IS A WHORE!!!"

2006-08-28 03:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by sobrien 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

make out with the bride when uve invited the groom over or if ur talkin bout during the actual wedding...umm have the ring lost...i dont no

2006-08-28 03:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by todd_had_a_bucket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Mix a strong, an EXTREMELY STRONG laxative in the cake.......or better spray dog pee on the bride's gown.....or bring a child along with u and say "That woman's my wife, she's cheating all of u here, here's our baby!!!"....try any of these and do tell

2006-08-28 03:45:44 · answer #8 · answered by THE ALCHEMIST 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I'm not sure if this belongs in this section.

2006-08-28 03:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

if they don't have a wedding planner and you know the specifics of everything: change the floral order, call the church and change the date, flatten tires of everyone's car the night before, cancel the tux rentals, call the caterer and change that too.

2006-08-28 03:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by ok 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋

Bang the bride at her bachelorette party. She'll be drunk. You can leak it to the groom what happened.

2006-08-28 03:41:56 · answer #11 · answered by Rufus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Best way to sabotage a wedding?

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