This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.
So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.
He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?"
"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."
he he
2006-08-27 19:49:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You naughty little kid, LOL
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Aha!!!!! Nice one.
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2006-08-29 19:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle Chuckle
2006-08-27 19:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a little too familiar
2006-08-27 20:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by Matthew D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, really. It can happen. Impatience gets the better of us.
2006-08-27 19:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by *art blest* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.. silly
2006-08-27 20:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehhe thx for the laugh!!!
2006-08-29 01:34:48 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...That's funny.
2006-08-27 21:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by Tsu-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so bad
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2006-08-27 19:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋