2006-08-27 19:29:53 · 14 answers · asked by Smokey 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-08-27 19:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 days ago i saw a squirrel that hopped up onto an old ironing board in the yard and i had left a tic tac box on it to wash later and save beads in ...it picked it up sniffed it turned it around and bit half the top off, and then sniffed it again then bit the other half of the top off and licked it inside a couple of times and looked inside and looked as if it were thinking ag.. there's nothing in there to eat, and put it aside and then looked up and finally noticed i was watching him and got embarrassed a bit and took off
2006-08-28 02:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, I'm playing on the computer (obviously) and my German Shepherd is laying at my feet, chewing on her little fire hydrant chew toy.
In a few minutes, I'm going to take a bath, put my cell phone on the charger, get the coffee maker ready, and go to bed.
I have to be up at 5am, so I can be ready for work at 7am. Yipes!
2006-08-28 02:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sitting on my bed, down loading music onto my ipod and watching Jurassic Park 3
2006-08-28 02:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ain't know what stories you like to hear but betta know i am answering questions and playing backgammon
2006-08-28 02:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by sexy-girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do for work? Why is it so boring?
2006-08-28 02:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by Roxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have good stories, im me
2006-08-28 02:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by mt_lil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you watch tv and go to sleep so we also dont get bored.
2006-08-28 02:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by yogesh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smokey u are cute. What do u like to do for fun?
2006-08-28 02:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by meme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm tired and wanna get some sleep now. gosh! i miss him....! :)
2006-08-28 02:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋